babies make me so uncomfortable ive literally only held a baby maybe twice in my lifetime ? and i had no idea what to do either time

imprecise:

Colette

Senju Waterfall, Akame - Hasui Kawase

hheres how you make body glitter that smells good and is also good for your skin ok

aloe vera gel
loose (fine) glitter
w/e the fuck smellin essential oil you want

mix them together

put it on

I TOLD YOU GUYS I WAS BRINGING BODY GLITTER BACK

and the opportunity to shmoke has arisen

aestheticgoddess:

Cy Twombly
withoutyourwalls:

Hope Gangloff, Captain Chaos

someone asked me “how do you even come up with…. the way that you are ?” today lol like how do you respond to that

bombing:

hey sorry did i wake you? no nothings wrong listen i just called because i was making a midnight omelette and i accidentally dropped an egg and it looks just like Ben Franklin. it’s fucking weird dude you gotta check it out. the doors unlocked just let yourself in when you get here

(via urbancowtippers)

willow pape is about to get her fuckin ass kicked

chelseyclarkee:

Elio Camacho